Funniest Thing I Heard Today- Double Dose

1) "I don't know why I would have to get the brakes fixed. I mean, they're not making any noise, and it's not like I'll be doing a lot of stopping."
--my sister, while contemplating a 12-hour drive from FL to SC

2) This, from the girls at Go Fug Yourself:

..reminds me of the last few times I've been shopping, wandering through the racks trying in vain to figure out whether half of what's hanging there is meant to be a dress or a shirt. This happens a lot lately, and it's frustrating, because 90 percent of the time the answer is, "That's a shirt," and I have to put it down and walk away because it's too long to look flattering with jeans yet too short to be worn as a frock, for fear of wearing it in public and completely losing my mystery.

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