Monday, November 13, 2006

Terror on Monday Morning

This morning as I was getting ready for work, I had the most terrifying experience of my life.

I glanced in the mirror while putting on my pants and saw my mother's hips. Smaller, maybe, but definitely there.

Dear God, have mercy on me. Haven't I been through enough?

I am declaring a jihad against the fat and going on a diet. This time there is no choice. I have seen the enemy, and it is us.

Ack.

2 comments:

The Princess said...

hahahah your funny!!! you sound like me now!!

Anonymous said...

Oh btw ...... 90% of females and 90 % of males wind up looking like their parents at some point in their lives ....... and the other 10% aren't really sure of their parentage .....
Just some "figures" I want to throw out there to ya .......

NeilDimon